Hi! I'm a religious cunt with a book, and I'm here to lend an air of sober authority to Fan Fraction - the world of tiny little Fan Fictions.

Here, you can write stories about your favourite celebrities, TV programmes, books, films, scientists, anything; just keep it under 2,000 characters, and do try not to be shit.

Try this on for size, you pagan fucks;

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Know what you're looking for? Browse our delightfully indexed contents page.

Take the tour of judgment, if you want to read some randomly chosen stories from our database, and say whether you think they're great, or shit.

Or you could write something yourself. That'd be showing the internet who's boss.

Then there's all that logging in, registering and having a profile malarkey, but you can figure all that out for yourself. I'm a religious cunt with a book, not your mother.